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Seedboms are made with an explosive mix of peat free organic compost, coir and a selection of flower seeds embedded in a recycled paper shell.
Seedboms break down over time and biodegrade into the environment leaving only flowers behind.
This is simply brilliant!!
Look at the packaging! Unf.
Submissions should be under the theme, YOLO, but any form of writing will still be accepted, and everyone is entitled two submissions per category.
- Creative Writing (500 words or more. Essay, Poetry, Prose, Short Story, Nonfiction)
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I don’t care if it’s ‘bonus star time’ just give me a 50% off flan-pumpkin-caramel-mocha-wifi-cheezit-espresso latte coupon.
I could go to Dunkin’ if I wanted regular coffee
So, first he convinced me to make two nasty eggs instead of just one nasty egg. He says it’s weird I make one egg and most people have 3. Then we argued about cholesterol and I lost.
So I had to make two nasty eggs.
Then, apparently, I wasn’t making them right before so I had to make some nasty yellow egg soup first.
What is this nasty yellow lava shit???
Then, the pan couldn’t handle THE NASTINESS of TWO eggs and had my omelet thingy commit some self-sabotaging NASTY EGG MEOISIS shit:
Look at that shit. Even he thinks it’s gross.
Then the nasty eggs do not fit on my sandwich. And I am reminded of how much egg I will have to eat. And I cry onto my plate and the eggs absorb my tears and gain the power of becoming even nastier.
So I have to pile this abomination onto the bread.
And here I am, alone, having to deal with this:
My boyfriend thinks this is funny.
And this is why we aren’t dating anymore.
I used to just be normal sad about nasty eggs.
But that was in the past…
Actually, we’re still dating. But my message stands true.
Start your morning with some overflowing nasty-ass egg sandwich and have a shitty day!